I know you are out there reading this blog daily, jerking to each and every entry I make. Maybe you’ve even listened to my recordings and hand humped to them as well. Or it could be that you are broke because you’ve already been broken financially by a hot sexy Mistress. Now you come here and realize that you’ve made a horrible mistake and I’m the Princess you want to serve but what can a loser like you do.

 

You have no money, you work at some pathetic job, and you can’t even qualify for a credit card. But still dream of dreams you long to serve and be useful some how. It’s your lucky day because I have a list of things I want my losers to do. You will not be thanked for doing these things you’ll just be grateful that in some small way you’ve made my beautiful life better.

 

 

  1. You will visit my blog everyday and click the Hand Humpers button on the entrance page. Then you will go to the right hand side and scroll down to the links that are titled, “Slaves Click Here.” You will click all of the buttons and enter votes for my site.  You will do this before you stroke yourself off or read any of my entries.
  2. Each week you’ll comment on one of my blog posts. If I like your comment I will publish it.
  3. Promote my blog on any adult communities that you visit. Put my blog link in your signature.
  4. You will write a debasing short essay about your loser self so I can post it on my blog and my readers can make fun of you.
  5. If you have some other way of making my life better e-mail me and let me know. I will not entertain you for Amazon gift cards although; you can gift them to me just because I’m so flipping gorgeous and amazing.


xo Princess

Call me 1-800-863-5478 ext 02540464