40 MISTAKES MEN MAKE WHILE HAVING SEX WITH WOMEN;(Some Men Really Need To Read This)

I found this on a womens forum I visit but really it needs to be a place were guys will actually see it. I know about 60% of my callers really need this. The poor little dick guys I don’t even think this will help them. But at least they’ll look suave until they drop their shorts. lol

1) NOT KISSING FIRST.
Avoiding her lips and diving straight for the erogenous zones makes her
feel like you’re paying by the hour and trying to get your money’s worth by
cutting out nonessentials. A proper passionate kiss is the ultimate form of
foreplay.

2) BLOWING TOO HARD IN HER EAR.
Admit it, some kid at school told you girls love this. Well, there’s a
difference between being erotic and blowing as if you’re trying to
extinguish
the candles on your 50th birthday cake. That hurts.

3) NOT SHAVING.
You often forget you have a porcupine strapped to your chin which you
rake
repeatedly across your partner’s face and thighs. When she turns her head
from side to side, it’s not passion, it’s avoidance.

4) SQUEEZING HER BREAST.
Most men act like a housewife testing a melon for ripeness when they
get
their hand on a pair. Stroke, caress, and smooth them.

5) BITING HER NIPPLES.
Why do men fasten onto a woman’s nipples, then clamp down like they’re
trying to deflate her body via her breasts? Nipples are highly sensitive.
They can’t stand up to chewing. Lick and suck them gently. Flicking your
tongue across them is good. Pretending they’re a doggie toy isn’t.

6) TWIDDLING HER NIPPLES.
Stop doing that thing where you twiddle the nipples between finger and
thumb like you’re trying to find a radio station in a hilly area. Focus on
the whole breasts, not just the exclamation points.

7) IGNORING THE OTHER PARTS OF HER BODY.
A woman is not a highway with just three turnoffs: Breastville East and
West, and the Midtown Tunnel. There are vast areas of her body which you’ve
ignored far too often as you go bombing straight into downtown Vagina. So
start paying them some attention.
8) GETTING THE HAND TRAPPED.
Poor manual dexterity in the underskirt region can result in tangled
fingers and underpants. If you’re going to be that aggressive, just ask
her
to take the damn things off.

9) LEAVING HER A LITTLE PRESENT.
Condom disposal is the man’s responsibility. You wore it, you store it.

10) ATTACKING THE CLITORIS.
Direct pressure is very unpleasant, so gently rotate your fingers along

side of the clitoris.

11) STOPPING FOR A BREAK.
Women, unlike men, don’t pick up where they left off. If you stop, they

plummet back to square one very fast. If you can tell she’s not there, keep

going at all costs, numb jaw or not.

12) UNDRESSING HER AWKWARDLY.
Women hate looking stupid, but stupid she will look when naked at the
waist with a sweater stuck over her head. Unwrap her like an elegant
present,
not a kid’s toy.

13) GIVING HER A WEDGIE DURING FOREPLAY.
Stroking her gently through her panties can be very sexy. Pulling the
material up between her thighs and yanking it back and forth is not.

14) BEING OBSESSED WITH THE VAGINA.
Although most men can find the clitoris without maps, they still
believe
that the vagina is where it’s all at. No sooner is your hand down there
than
you’re trying to stuff stolen banknotes up a chimney. This is okay in
principle, but if you’re not careful, it can hurt - so don’t get carried
away. It’s best to pay more attention to her clitoris and the exterior of
her
vagina at first, then gently slip a finger inside her
and see if she likes it.

15) MASSAGING TOO ROUGHLY.
You’re attempting to give her a sensual, relaxing massage to get her in
the mood. Hands and fingertips are okay; elbows and knees are not.

16) UNDRESSING PREMATURELY.
Don’t force the issue by stripping before she’s at least made some move
toward getting your stuff off, even if it’s just undoing a couple of
buttons.

17) TAKING YOUR PANTS OFF FIRST.
A man in socks and underpants is at his worst. Lose the socks first.

18) GOING TOO FAST.
When you get to the penis-in-vagina situation, the worst thing you can
do
is pump away like an industrial power tool - she’ll soon feel like an
assembly line worker made obsolete by your technology. Build up slowly,
with
clean, straight, regular thrusts.

19) GOING TOO HARD.
If you bash your great triangular hip bones into her thigh or stomach,
the pain is equal to two weeks of horseback riding concentrated into a few
seconds.

20) COMING TOO SOON.
Every man’s fear. With reason. If you shoot before you see the whites
of
her eyes, make sure you have a backup plan to ensure her pleasure too.

21) NOT COMING SOON ENOUGH.
It may appear to you that humping for an hour without climaxing is the
mark of a sex god, but to her it’s more likely the mark of a numb vagina.
At
least buy some intriguing wall hangings, so she has something to hold her
interest while you’re playing Marathon Man.

22) ASKING IF SHE HAS COME.
You really ought to be able to tell. Most women make noise. But if you
really don’t know, don’t ask

23) PERFORMING ORAL SEX TOO GENTLY.
Don’t act like a giant cat at a saucer of milk. Get your whole mouth
down
there, and concentrate on gently rotating or flicking your tongue on her
clitoris.

24) NUDGING HER HEAD DOWN.
Men persist in doing this until she’s eyeball-to-penis, hoping that it
will lead very swiftly to mouth-to-penis. All women hate this. It’s about
three steps from being dragged to a cave by their hair. If you want her to
use her mouth, use yours; try talking seductively to her.

25) NOT WARNING HER BEFORE YOU CLIMAX.
Sperm tastes like sea water mixed with egg white. Not everybody likes
it.
When she’s performing oral sex, warn her before you come so she can do
what’s
necessary.

26) MOVING AROUND DURING FELLATIO.
Don’t thrust. She’ll do all the moving during fellatio. You just lie
there. And don’t grab her head.

27) TAKING ETIQUETTE ADVICE FROM PORN MOVIES.
In X-rated movies, women seem to love it when men ejaculate over
them.
In real life, it just means more laundry to do.

28) MAKING HER RIDE ON TOP FOR AGES.
Asking her to be on top is fine. Lying there grunting while she does
all
the hard work is not. Caress her gently, so that she doesn’t feel quite so
much like the captain of a schooner. And let her have a rest.

29) ATTEMPTING anal sex AND PRETENDING IT WAS AN ACCIDENT.
This is how men earn a reputation for not being able to follow
directions.
If you want to put it there, ask her first. And don’t think that being
drunk
is an excuse.

30) TAKING PICTURES.
When a man says, “Can I take a photo of you?” she’ll hear the
words”__to
show my buddies.” At least let her have custody of them.

31) NOT BEING IMAGINATIVE ENOUGH.
Imagination is anything from drawing patterns on her back to pouring
honey
on her and licking it off. Fruit, vegetables, ice and feathers are all
handy
props; hot candle wax and permanent dye are a no no.

32) SLAPPING YOUR STOMACH AGAINST HERS.
There is no less erotic noise. It’s as sexy as a belching contest.

33) ARRANGING HER IN STUPID POSES.
If she wants to do advanced yoga in bed, fine, but unless she’s a
Romanian
gymnast, don’t get too ambitious. Ask yourself if you want a sexual partner
with snapped hamstrings.

34) LOOKING FOR HER PROSTATE.
Read this carefully: Anal stimulation feels good for men because they
have
a prostate. Women don’t.

35) GIVING LOVE BITES.
It is highly erotic to exert some gentle suction on the sides of the
neck,
if you do it carefully. No woman wants to have to wear turtlenecks and
jaunty
scarves for weeks on end.

36) BARKING INSTRUCTIONS.
Don’t shout encouragement like a coach with a megaphone. It’s not a big
turn-on.

37) TALKING DIRTY.
It makes you sound like a lonely magazine editor calling a 1-900line.
If
she likes nasty talk, she’ll let you know

38) NOT CARING WHETHER SHE COMES.
You have to finish the job. Keep on trying until you get it right, and
she
might even do the same for you.

39) SQUASHING HER.
Men generally weigh more than women, so if you lie on her a bit too
heavily, she will turn blue.

40) THANKING HER.
Never thank a woman for having sex with you. Your bedroom is not a
soup kitchen.

Humping Einstien

This is one of the funniest calls I’ve had since I’ve talked to garbage boy a few weeks ago. Chris loves it when I laugh at him and he knows how I like my guy-on-guy action, which he’s so not into. But we found a compromise: he agreed to fuck his boi-soft Albert Einstein doll and I agreed to laugh my ass off at him. Gay sex with a toy: way to go Chris! He fucked it for me on his last call, but he was not on cam. I made sure to get some screen-shots to share with you all. I thought this would give most of you a good chuckle. I think the highlight for me was getting Chris to make Einstein give him head. I really wanted Chris to lick his cum out of Einstein’s ass but he caved. He actually tore a hole in the ass of this doll and now uses this doll exclusively for masturbation. I hope he washes it in-between sessions. Ewww. LOL. To see the pictures click on ”Read more” to go to the second page.

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Private Members Only Area

I’m thinking of adding some private member only areas I’ll sell the passwords for them on my NF page and they will be here on my blog. I’m think of having a Jack Off Johnny Private area, and a Sissy Queer Area as well sounds fun doesn’t. I’m in the middle or writing some content for the Sissy area, I’ll post some more pictures of my sweet sexy self in my private areas, and I’d like to have some audios recording in those areas as well. It should be a fun way to get to jerk it for me when I’m not around. Send me some e-mails if you have any ideas for what you’d like to see there.


Lenny’s Ruined Orgasm lol

I had a call from Lenny today a married guy that has only a four inch dick. I guess he was a little down because his wife was out with her ex husband. My guess is he’s a real man with a much bigger cock then Lenny’s little boi dick. That poor woman has been married to him for a year in half that last time she fucked him was a month ago.

I asked him if she owned any vibrators, he said she didn’t. I’m 100% positive that she was out getting laid when poor little Lenny called me. Doing guided masturbation with a small dick guy is a little tricky I have to remember there are some things they can’t do. For instance, I can’t tell a guy to wrap his hand around the middle of his cock and expect that the head and the base wouldn’t be totally engulfed by his hand. I think it’s sexy when I tell a guy to do that and I can see the head and base. It makes better torque when I ask them to keep there hand still and to use their hips to fuck their hand. It is fun to tease tiny peckers though. That’s about all they are good for. The only dick smaller the Lenny’s so far is Jeffie’s.

At least Lenny knows he should only be getting ruined orgasm, I think it’s fair when was the last time he got a woman off with his four inch dick? Never that’s when.

Staying Hard For Me

I had a guy tell me today how he would love it if there was a chastity device that would prevent him from stroking but he could still get hard, and the chastity device would keep him hard once he got hard. That way he could alway be hard for me. That makes my puss creamy, that is soooo hot I can stand it. That what I want all dicks to be hard around me at all times.

The most popular chastity device looks like this, check out that link it connect to a post on my other blog were I posted the cb 6000 you tube video. I gues the kink about staying hard is kind of like a reverse chastity orgasm denial kink of mine. I think hard cocks if they have some size and girth to them are very erotic. Little ones are amusing they are always fun to laugh at especially the belly button inny cocks. I saw one of those for the first time. Some guy sent a picture honestly it was a bit traumatizing. I never knew that a cock could be swallowed up into some ones fat like that but even when pulled out it was just a head.

Ya that definitely does not make me hot it’s kind of gross actually. It would be nice if all my caller were seven inches and up I know I dream large. I can’t help having good taste after all I’m a Princess.

A Letter

I am looking for an “advisor” Peter. I’ve already tried to get him to call several advisors on Ingenio, but each time they have been unavailable. I was surfing Niteflirt this morning and came across your webpage, and got the idea of having him call a Niteflirt advisor. Peter is a chronic masturbator and has been since he was teenager. Believe me, I know, because I had to live in the same house with him. He is three years younger than me. He was always smuggling dirty magazines into the house, and when my mother would find them and throw them away he would steal my lingerie and masturbate on that!He cheated on his wife, Lisa, until she divorced him last year. Then, when he lost his job and his company car, and his credit card was maxed out, she took pity on him and let him move into her garage apartment and work for her taking care of the house, pool and lawn.

Currently, he is working for room and board, and she is making monthly payments on his credit card.Over the past nine months, Lisa has become intimate with Peter again. This is a good thing, as I want Peter there with Lisa, and not trying to come to mother and me for help. However, Lisa continues to date other men and pursue a single lifestyle. She is now involved in a Program for women with men who are sexually addicted. This Program advocates “focusing” a man’s sexual attention by controlling and limiting the frequency of his orgasms to no more than one a week. Apparently, this has worked extremely well for her, and it has made Peter much more eager to focussed on following her instructions about the yard, the pool, and house, in order to “earn” his weekly reward.

Recently however, she discovered that he has been stealing her lingerie catalogs and hiding them in his apartment to masturbate over, thereby “cheating” the Program by having more weekly orgasms than the Program permits. Since she’s at her wit’s end with him, she called me about his problem and I filled her in on his past history. My self and other family members are afraid that she will kick him out eventually and he will come to us looking for a place to stay. We don’t need this, and we have encouraged Lisa to do everything to keep him there with her. As a result, back in the Fall, we recommended that Lisa buy a male chastity device to get his masturbation habit under control. So far it seems to be working, but he has his doubts about all this. I’ve tried to talk with him, but he is not willing to discuss this with me. What we need is an “Advisor” who can talk with Peter frequently, and do the following:

1) Listen to him and let him blow off steam.
2) Remind him that HE has a problem (his penis).
3) Remind him that it is a problem that HE cannot control himself.
4) Tell him that in order for his problem (his penis) to be under control that SOMEONE ELSE is going to have to control it FOR HIM.
5) That someone needs to be strong, confident woman. And right now that someone is LISA.
6) Reassure him that the use of a Male Chastity Device is a VERY COMMON, VERY ACCEPTABLE method of controlling problems like his. Reassure him that many happy couples, both married and engaged couples, have bought “thousands and thousands” of male chastity devices as a means of making sure that men don’t use their penises irresponsibly and inappropriately.
7) Tell him how lucky he is to be back with his ex-wife Lisa, and that the arrangement she has devised at this point is a very good one for him. 8) Tell him that as a man who has demonstrated repeatedly since childhood that he cannot control his own penis, that he NEEDS Lisa to control it for him.Peter does not have a computer and does not know anything about Niteflirt. If you are interested in taking this on as a “project,” do not let him know that you do phone sex. Take the position of an advisor for “male sexual problems.”
Lisa has discovered that Peter responds well to a woman who takes a superior position in dealing with him. Lisa has successfully gotten Peter to admit the sexual inferiority of the male gender. You can feel free to refer to his penis and his masturbation habit as “disgusting,” as this seems to get him to readily admit his sexual weaknesses.

Let me know if you are willing to speak with him. Initially, sessions with him should last at least an hour or so.

Katrina

How could I not talk to this guy obviously his life had nearly collapsed all around him because he has no cock control. Thank god for Lisa being such a good sport and taking him back. He’s so lucky but I don’t get the sense that he realizes that when I talk to him. Just like all other addicts he’s very selfish and things about his cock and cumming first and Lisa and everyone else second. I know that sounds bad but he does love her. All addicts love the people in their life it’s just that there is something that they love a little more.

We spoke for over an hour I think I was able to help Peter see how messed up some of his thinking is. It’s amazing thing to do, holding up a mirror to someone so they can really see them selves for what they are. He’s going to need a lot more work. Lisa sounds like such a sweetheart I think she has been unknowing indulging him too much. Hopefully my report will put an end to that. I’ll share the report with you, Katrina has agreed to sharing this information because she knows it will help others. Guys just remember your stroking problem is never the secret you think it is. Has anyone in your family had to write a letter like this?

13 February 2008

Hi, Katrina

I’m so glad that you got Peter to phone me, he really does need help. He’s a charming man and very intelligent. However, this demands the strictest of controls placed on him. He just simply can not be trusted with his dick ever. Unfortunately this will always be the case for him. His sexual addiction is extreme it’s hard for a normal person to understand. What he’s comparable to is a drug attic. It’s not a pretty to imagine in that way but for all intents and purposes this is how it is.

It’s actually easier for a drug addict then it is for Peter, drug addicts can just give up drugs, sexuality is part of the make up of his brain chemistry. Because of this and because Peter is highly intelligent all precautions have to be taken to make sure he is staying chaste.

From what I understand, from him, he’s getting one orgasm, two therapeutic domination sessions and one orgasm a week. I feel this is way too much stimulation for him. I recommend that he has one orgasm a week, and therapeutic domination session. Prostate milking should only be done when his weekly orgasm is denied because of bad behaviour. It’s good for him to have blue balls and discomfort while he’s pleasing Lisa. It reminds him to be a selfless lover.

That’s another very important thing to mention like all addicts I can not convey enough how incredibly selfish Peter is, all he thinks about is being able to come. That is the most important thing to him. Yes he loves Lisa, just like how a drunk may love his wife but still continues on with the self destructive behaviour. If Peter did not have such great family support I would predict his future to be very grim indeed.

All though I do keep some confidences that Peter tells me I do have to report to you any slips he has. And he has had several—first of all he has hid some lingerie catalogues in a living room cabinet the same cabinet that the home & garden magazines are kept. The other extremely serious issue is that he has made up a 3 key for his cb 3000 he has hidden that under a drawer in a little table in his apartment.

He has been masturbating twice a week a long with his two milkings, one orgasm and two therapeutic training sessions. Our little Peter has been very much indulged! I can not emphasize enough that the cb 3000 is not recommended to men that have a smaller then average sized penis. For a 3.5 inch dick I strongly recommend the http://www.clubfem.com/mcd1.htm it’s inescapable with out the Lady knowing. I told him about it, and he’s very resistant to it for some reason. Probably because he knows it’s inescapable.

It seems like Lisa is doing a great job, but I think she needs to make him work harder, and is unknowingly indulging him. I also recommend to Lisa that she puts hidden cameras in his garage apartment to monitor his actions. She might want to pay a service that can show up just to check up on him when he’s not expecting it. Really I think it’s great that he does not have a car and can’t go anywhere by himself I don’t if he’ll ever be able to handle that type of freedom with out getting into trouble. I’m sure this is a lot to take in. I want to applaud your family for being so caring and proactive in dealing with Peter’s problem. It’s a serious one but if Peter can stay honest, with Lisa and Me he can continue to become more compliable and be a better partner to Lisa, if she wants him.

I would like to continue to have weekly meetings with Peter so that I can monitor his progress.

Sincerely,

Trinity

This is so common with these weak dicked men. They really do need to give up control of there pathetic cocks. I have a lot more I could say about this case that is demeaning to Peter, but I’ll be profession and just say Peter is a very very lucky man. Not many woman would take back a cheating husband that only had a three inch dick.

Yes, I talk to Faggots

Jeffie finally got around to leaving the Princess some feed back!!! I didn’t let that bitch stroke for me at all. He did however spend a good hour or so groveling and begging to suck dick.  It was nice for him to leave feed back after being such a gay lord.  My girlfriend Princess Candace thought he was truly revolting she only hangs with gorgeous Alpha Males that are capable of meeting her sexual desires not some small cocked faggot like Jeffie.

I have to confess though I get off on the power of turning beta males into faggots I mean how else can they amuse me?! It’s not like they can give my pussy a good boning. Watching some weak spineless man down on his knees sucking cock, I don’t know it does really make my blood boil. Maybe because it’s so taboo. I mean men are just not supposed to do that type of thing right?! I’m bisexual myself but it seems way more natural for women to be with women then men to be with men. That’s just my opinion but I think others would agree.

I love being a woman, it’s the best I can fuck woman and men, and nobody bats an eyelash. I wield ultimate power yet, am very tiny and petite so that men want to protect me.  I’m very independent though taking help only when I want it and dismissing overtures that I don’t want. The submissive guys are always trying to help their way into my life. I have about 10 guys that I could call on this very second and they’d leave work to come help me. Awww aren’t they sweet, it’s not like I blow them ROFLMAO!!!!

They just want to serve me, be around me and some beg to be dressed up in my pretty clothes. *sighs* My sissy bois adore me and I enjoy dressing them up and using them like the sluts they were born to be.  I need to end this sissy fag chat now I don’t want to scare off THE REAL MEN THAT PHONE ME! 

My Dicks

As a Princess I get the opportunity to play with and tease many many dicks a day. I’ve had years of practice being a cock tease it’s one of the things I do best. Honestly going to school can be so awkward for me, especially when I need to see the teacher about an assignment. It’s so embarrassing for them when they can not conceal there pleasure.

I do get very good grades though. I was furious two years ago one Prof was going to give me a B+, fuck that I marched my little ass in to his office and made him give me an A+ which is what I deserved. When I started yelling at him, and asking him what type of crap he was trying to pull. He almost started to cry and he got a hugh hard on, which surprised me because I didn’t think a skinny guy like that would have a big dick.

You should of seen his face go bright red when he saw, that I saw his erection. To his embarrassment and surprise, I used this to my advantage and in the end I made him expose him self and jerk it for me. I always try to take courses with him now because it’s an easy A+. With out me there though his jerking off only gets a C-, but over all his cock is an A+ I couldn’t believe a nerdy guy like that was sporting a 9 inch cock. I’d never let him have me though of course!

Welcome To My New Site!

A big hello to my jerk off junkies, sissy bios and pain sluts. I’m so glad that you found me here. I had a blog on sensualwriter.com but it’s much nicer to own my own small space in cyber world were I’m free to do pretty much what I want. I will still keep my sensual writer blog but probably just do weekly posts. If you’ve read there you can probably tell I like to post a lot. A big mouth like me has a lot to say about the silly guys that phone me. ;)
I will probably add a members only area to this site which will have some audios for you too stroke to in case your darling Princess is out spending the money you gave to her. Oh it was so exciting the other day I got some yoga stuff from one of my sweet subs. Thanks Hunny XOXO, he knows who he is. Another thing I want to do for this blog is interview some of my phone Friends. These will probably be audios, but in some cases text interviews. Not all of my girlfriends are phone girls and not all of the are Dom, it’s been said to me by some of my sissies that they like to get the inside scoop about how women really think about them. Right off the top of my head I have three women friends that don’t like sissies at least not sexually.

But I do have some kinky friends that love to put a sissy to good use, the one lady I asked has no idea I do this for a living. She thought that has long as he was not gay and he didn’t want to dress all the time, if she loved she could deal with it. There are a lot of stereo types and misconceptions about the gender bending community.

Ok enough of that I went off on a tangent, all be it a good one. :P  Glad you found your way here.

xo Princess

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